01x04 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan's got a new dog named Sparky and he believes his tough enough to fight. Instead of fighting, Sparky begins humping the other dog. The boys determine the dog is gay and try to change him and Sparky runs away. The town is excited about an upcoming football game against Middle Park, with Stan as their star quarterback they are sure to do well. However, Stan is missing the game as he has gone off in search of his missing dog and during his search he goes on an educational boat ride.