http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t1.htm Òóê ùå îáñúæäàìå Ïúðâèÿ ñåçîí íà êóëòîâèÿ ñåðèàë Ñàóò Ïàðê. Sat, 26 May 2007 22:16:23 GMT 10 http://i14.servimg.com/u/f14/11/23/25/34/sp_log10.jpg http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t1.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t60.htm Lily_Broflovski It's Stan's grandfather's 102nd birthday and all he wants to be dead, so he tries to trick the boys into killing him. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:03:05 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t60.htm#125 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t60.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t65.htm Lily_Broflovski Kyle, Stan and Kenny try to convince Cartman that the dream he had last night about being abducted by alien visitors that put something up his ass really happened, but he just ignores them. Meanwhile, Kyle has additional worries when he sees his younger brother Ike in the company of the aliens and Stan keeps throwing up every time his crush, Wendy, talks to him. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:16:23 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t65.htm#130 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t65.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t64.htm Lily_Broflovski Cartman wins a national essay contest and he doesn’t even remember what he wrote it about. Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to town to present him the trophy; in preparation Cartman tries bulking up with Weight Gain 4000. Mr. Garrison makes some preparations of his own as he has an old score to settle with Kathie Lee. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:12:35 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t64.htm#129 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t64.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t59.htm Lily_Broflovski Space station Mir falls out of the sky and kills Kenny who is brought to the morgue, where he is accidentally injected with Worcestershire sauce instead of embalming fluid, which turns him into a zombie. Kenny wanders off into the night. Elsewhere the kids are celebrating Halloween and the Star Wars character Chewbacca is a very popular costume, but Cartman’s costume choices are truly scary indeed. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:01:50 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t59.htm#124 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t59.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t63.htm Lily_Broflovski The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip. Uncle Jimbo and Ned demonstrate the “finer” points of hunting to the boys. Around the campfire Cartman tries to tell the others a scary story about a monster named "Skuzzle-butt." Meanwhile, one of the nearby mountains has begun showing signs it is going to erupt. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:07:55 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t63.htm#128 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t63.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t62.htm Lily_Broflovski Stan's got a new dog named Sparky and he believes his tough enough to fight. Instead of fighting, Sparky begins humping the other dog. The boys determine the dog is gay and try to change him and Sparky runs away. The town is excited about an upcoming football game against Middle Park, with Stan as their star quarterback they are sure to do well. However, Stan is missing the game as he has gone off in search of his missing dog and during his search he goes on an educational boat ride. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:06:37 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t62.htm#127 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t62.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t61.htm Lily_Broflovski Kyle tried to bring his new pet elephant to school. At school the kids learn about genetic engineering and Kyle speculates that is might be possible to cross his elephant with Cartman’s pot-bellied pig, resulting in much smaller elephant. The boys are going to enter this experiment into the science fair, but have to compete against the son of Dr. Mephisto, the town’s genetic engineer. Dr. Mephisto obtains a sample of Stan’s blood and conducts a experiment of his own that goes awry. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:03:58 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t61.htm#126 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t61.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t58.htm Lily_Broflovski Cartman is handing out invitations to his birthday along with instructions on what gift he expects to receive from each invitee. A new student joins the class, his name is Damien and he says he is the son of Satan, from the seventh layer of hell. Damien demands to speak with Jesus and he calls him out on his father’s behalf. The town of South Park is going to be the site of a battle between good and evil. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 22:00:20 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t58.htm#123 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t58.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t57.htm Lily_Broflovski The boys are watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television, when a commercial featuring Sally Struthers comes on offering a free sports watch with a donation to famine relief. Instead of a watch, the boys receive an Ethiopian boy, who they start calling “Starvin’ Marvin.” The government sends Cartman back to Africa, instead of Marvin, meanwhile mutant turkeys are running rampant around town. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 21:58:10 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t57.htm#122 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t57.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t56.htm Lily_Broflovski The kids are practicing their Christmas play and they find out that Kyle doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Kyle tells him that he does celebrate the annual visit of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.” No one believes him and it eventually gets him sent to a mental institution. Meanwhile, the town of South Park prepares to celebrate a non-offensive Christmas. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 21:56:51 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t56.htm#121 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t56.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t55.htm Lily_Broflovski Mr. Garrison takes some time off for a surgical procedure and as a result his class gets a beautiful substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen. Wendy becomes jealous when Stan seems to be infatuated with Ms. Ellen, which makes Wendy jealous. When Ms. Ellen seems to be immune to the charms of Chef he tells the boys that he thinks she is a lesbian and the boys try to become lesbians, so that Ms. Ellen will like them. After Mr. Garrison recovers from his surgery, he looks like David Hasselhoff and quits ... Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 21:55:50 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t55.htm#120 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t55.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t54.htm Lily_Broflovski At an archaeological dig Kyle picks up a triangle that Cartman has discarded. The media attention from the find attracts the attention of Barbra Streisand who needs the triangle to complete “The Diamond of Pantios.” When she completes the diamond, she turns into a terrible monster that will require the combined efforts of Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and The Cure’s Robert Smith to defeat her. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 21:54:20 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t54.htm#119 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t54.htm http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t53.htm Lily_Broflovski Cartman wants to know who his father is, but his mother isn’t much help as he discovers that she’s had numerous relations with the men of South Park during the night of "The Drunken Barn Dance." Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan enter a videotape they made of Cartman holding a tea party with his stuffed animals in the weekly contest held by America’s Stupidest Home Videos. Season 1 Sat, 26 May 2007 21:46:36 GMT http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t53.htm#118 http://southpark-bg.niceboard.com/forum-f7/topic-t53.htm